If you
are a fan of Jimmy Buffet and find his songs entertaining, you'll enjoy the
Broadway premiere of
Escape to Margaritaville. If you aren't
familiar with his songs and don't enjoy a few of the margaritas available at
the theater bar before the curtain goes up, you probably will be thinking of
ways to escape FROM Margaritaville.
The book by Greg Garcia and Mike O’Malley is a throwback to the early days
of the jukebox musical, where a very weak plot is used to string together a
bunch of songs. Here, lyrics from Buffet songs like "It's Five O'Clock
Somewhere," "Son of a Son of a Sailor," "Cheeseburger in
Paradise," "Why Don't We Get Drunk?" and the title tune, among
others, are brought front and center in a ridiculous plot.
A miscast Paul Alexander Nolan is Tully, a womanizing bar singer taking
advantage of a string of women visiting Margaritaville, a resort somewhere in
the Caribbean. The place is run by native Marley (Rema Webb) and frequented by
an eye-patch-wearing, drunk pilot named J.D. (Don Sparks), who reportedly
buried treasure somewhere on the island and who has an obsession with people
moving his salt shaker (thus giving some meaning to the lyric "looking for
my lost shaker of salt in "Margaritaville" -- if you actually want to
go so far as to say there is meaning in anything in this musical).
Tully changes his tune, however, when he meets scientist Rachel (Alison Luff),
visiting the island to collect soil to power her potato-powered invention which
apparently will provide clean energy and save the planet. Yes, you read that
correctly. Suddenly Tully is ready to commit, but Rachel's mind is focused on
her work.
She is accompanied by Tammy (Lisa Howard), who wants to sow some wild oats
before tying the knot with Chadd (Ian Michael Stuart). Chad has taken a few
minutes to get up off the couch where he spends most of his time watching
hockey matches to make a phone call and change the size of Tammy's wedding
dress to a smaller fit to encourage his fiancée to lose some weight. He also
puts her on a diet of carrot juice and seeds.
In this #metoo culture, we are expected to be OK with a woman going along with
this and defending the guy because he deserves a chance (while Chadd is no
super-fit model himself. Just saying...) Speaking of chances, Tammy confides,
Chadd may be her only one at marriage, so she feels like she has to put up with
a lot because, you know a girl has to settle rather than end up alone. . . but
wait, she might just have a better chance with Tully's friend, Brick
(Eric Peterson), who we are supposed to feel good about because he doesn't seem
to mind that Tammy is a bit chubby and likes her jokes, which aren't funny.
Actually, jokes not delivered by Tammy -- some putting down women -- just
aren't funny at all and we get a sense that the writers are trying to stick
Tammy with the blame for the lame attempts at humor.
Good advice for the soon-to-be bride is not forthcoming from best friend
Rachel, however, who before the show is over, comes to find that being uptight
and focusing on her career isn't the way to go -- that happiness comes from
loosening up, having sex and eventually marrying.
OK, I don't drink, but will someone please pass me a margarita? Or a few?
Beyond giving my sense of morals a nervous breakdown (lying is good, cheating
is good, false advertising is OK, getting drunk is great, anonymous sex is
desirable -- remember lyrics like "Why Don't We Just Get Drunk and
Screw" are part of the party atmosphere here-- ), the show gave me motion
sickness as well. Every mode of travel seems to be depicted. Just because they
can. Are the women flying from Ohio? Let's have a scene on a plane. Taking a
boat? Hopping in a car? How about two more planes -- one with first class
seating just to be different? All of them are in there. Walt Spangler is the
overworked set designer who also creates an island motif that extends like
volcano lava into the theater's house.
Because some random lyrics don't make a complete story -- or a full Broadway
musical -- the writers and creatives are forced to pull some tricks out of a
bag. Brick believes a story that a group of people once were buried underneath
the lava ash from the island's last volcanic eruption. They must give the
ensemble (and Choreographer Kelly Devine) something to do, it seems, so the
group becomes ghosts of the lost souls. Later, when the story is proven
to be myth, the dialogue could go something like this:
"We already have all of these dancers on
stage, so we are now going to have them do a big show-stopping number with
costumes that change into something more suited for 42nd Street than this
musical because we don't want to waste the talents of Costume Designer Paul Tazewell).
We're just going to do this and hope you don't notice that we have lost all
hope of presenting a cohesive musical."
The same comments about wasting talent could be said of Director Christopher
Ashley (
Come From Away), who is unable to pull the insipid fragments
together, and Flying by Foy, used to create people swimming above the action at
one point, then to fly a hungry Tammy over to a plate piled with
cheeseburgers ("Cheeseburger in Paradise"). I found the only the only
positive note I had scribbled during the show came at this point in the
production: "At least we don't have dancing cheeseburgers now." I
fully expected a chorus line of gold-lame-clad, high-kicking burgers to appear.
J.D. is looking for his lost shaker of salt and non Jimmy Buffet fans are
looking for another drink during the very long-feeling two-hour-15 minute
production at the Marquis Theatre, 210 West 46th St., NYC. Performances
times vary.
escapetomargaritavillemusical.com
Additional cast:
Andre Ward, Matt Allen, Tessa Alves, Sara
Andreas, Tiffany Adeline Cole, Marjorie Failoni, Samantha Farrow, Steven Good,
Angela Grovey, Albert Guerzon, Keely Hutton, Justin Keats, Mike Millan, Justin
Mortelliti, Ryann Redmond, Jennifer Rias, Julius Anthony Rubio, Nick Sanchez,
Ian Michael Stuart, and Brett Thiele.
Additional credits:
Howell Binkley (Lighting Designer), Brian
Ronan (Sound Designer), Leah J. Loukas (Wigs, Hair, and Makeup Design), Michael
Utley (Orchestrations), Christopher Jahnke (Music Supervisor),
The Original Broadway Cast Recording of the new musical
Escape to
Margaritaville, featuring both original songs along with many of Buffett’s
classics, is now available both digitally and on CD.
FAMILY-FRIENDLY FACTORS:
-- Theater warns the production is suitable
for ages 10 and up
-- God's name taken in vain
-- Sexual dialogue
-- A lucky native charm